Toy Surgery

Carmen ordered four plush dog toys from Amazon. The first one we let Grace have was a cat. Within minutes the tail and the ears were surgically removed, followed in a day by a hind leg, the squeaker and all of the stuffing. Carmen threw it away  and offered an alligator to replace it. Same shit, different body parts. The goat's horns went first, and the elephant's tusks led the carnage. Within a week, all four critters bit the dust. The cheap Big Lots penguin didn't last five minutes.